Welcome back to the UK Massage Guide blog. Suppose you’ve not visited us before. You are in for a treat. UK Massage Guide is the best tantric massage directory for London, Manchester and the rest of the country. So if you want to find the best erotic massage near you, you’re in the right place!
Today I want to talk about the hottest trends in the erotic massage scene for the coming year. This blog is for you if you want to know what’s hot and what’s not in 2023.
So without further ado, let's get started. Here are our top tips for Tantric Massage in the new year.
This one is far from new. Nuru massage has been booming since it started to feature in porn videos and is now the fastest-growing sector in erotic massage. You can expect this trend to continue in 2023. The combination of substantial public awareness (thanks Pornhub) and a slippery massage that ticks all the right sensual boxes is hard to beat.
As was the amount of innuendo in that last sentence…
The UK is officially in recession, and with the energy price hikes it could be a problematic year financially for many of us. The doom and gloom mongers are out in force but UK Massage Guide has found the silver lining. We predict erotic massage agencies and independent masseuses will offer shorter and more affordable sessions in 2023.
This makes sense. The standard tantric massage is a minimum 1-hour booking to maximise profit and to maintain quality standards. Do clients sometimes prefer a shorter and more affordable session? Absolutely!
With times set to be hard, we expect to see masseuses offer shorter sessions to draw new business and keep the profits coming in. You’ll be able to afford more massages per month or access elite beauties that were previously out of your price range.
Another wallet-friendly option for sensual adventurers is the humble massage parlour. They are somewhat down at heel compared to the Uber-glamorous London agencies, but there are some gems out there. We expect quality massage parlours to do very well in 2023 as clients look to economise and try new options on their sensual adventures.
Old-school massage parlance is a language all of its own. B2B, soapy massage and happy ending are terms you don’t often see these days. That said, the humble soapy massage is set to make a return to prominence this year as clients look for intimacy and reassurance in these testing times.
Soapy massage is generally referred to as Aqua Massage, but they describe the same therapy. A massage that begins or takes place in a bath or shower. Naked bodies, hot water and bubbles. What’s not to like?
Finally, our 5th prediction is the continued rise of Manchester Erotic Massage as a competitor to London. Whilst London is undoubtedly still the main player in UK erotic massage, Manchester has a growing scene of elite agencies, classy independents and equality massage parlours.
Check out the Manchester search page on UKMG to see for yourself!
So there you have our top 5 tantric massage predictions for 2023. What did you think? Let us know in the forum and comments and stay tuned for the next edition of the UK Massage Guide blog.
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